a tale of berry-picking, house-hunting, and tragedy.
The following story was told to me today by Lucy:
Once there was a mama named Meg, and she and her girl went to pick some berries, and they were out of berries, and they loved berries, so they went to the berry store. And her daughter was named Jennifer Rouse.
"Jennifer Rouse was Meg's daughter?"
Jennifer Rouse was the big girl, and Meg was the mama, and there was Beth and Lucy and Evelyn. But you call her Evie, but I call her Evelyn. And then they went and looked at houses. But the big bad wolf came and ate their house! The whole house they looked at! And he was big and fat and he ate their daddy too!
"He ate their daddy! Oh no! I bet they were sad."
They were so sad. They cried and cried. But then they got a new daddy and his name was Norky.
"But what about their daddy named Eric?"
He got eated up. The wolf was so big and fat. He was a giant wolf.
And then Meg and her daughter named Jennifer Rouse went and got more berries.
The end.
Once there was a mama named Meg, and she and her girl went to pick some berries, and they were out of berries, and they loved berries, so they went to the berry store. And her daughter was named Jennifer Rouse.
"Jennifer Rouse was Meg's daughter?"
Jennifer Rouse was the big girl, and Meg was the mama, and there was Beth and Lucy and Evelyn. But you call her Evie, but I call her Evelyn. And then they went and looked at houses. But the big bad wolf came and ate their house! The whole house they looked at! And he was big and fat and he ate their daddy too!
"He ate their daddy! Oh no! I bet they were sad."
They were so sad. They cried and cried. But then they got a new daddy and his name was Norky.
"But what about their daddy named Eric?"
He got eated up. The wolf was so big and fat. He was a giant wolf.
And then Meg and her daughter named Jennifer Rouse went and got more berries.
The end.
5 comments:
Norky! I love it!
bummer, I didn't know my cousin was eaten by a big bad wolf... that sucks! lol
What sort of stories do you tell your girls these days that daddy gets eaten? :p
Hmmmm...should I be concerned that the girls think I'm old enough to be your mother?
Meg, I wouldn't worry. They think whoever is tallest has to be the parent. Connie's daughter Hailey was over here playing and getting very perturbed that she always had to be the mommy because she was the tallest.
Hmmm, so should we start calling Eric Norky?
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